Words of advice

Life

Never beg anyone to accept you for who you are. Anything you acquire through begging will require begging to maintain.

Be humble but selective. Being selective doesn't mean you are arrogant or proud. It simply means you know your worth. If you are conscious of your personality avoid too much familiarity. 

Sometimes when you treat people too much like celebrities, they end up treating you like ordinary fan. You are equally important.

Never downgrade yourself while trying to upgrade anybody in life. Anyone who sees you like an option doesn't deserve to be a priority in your life. 

The dream of a fool is for everybody to become a bloody fool. Avoid negative people if you have a dream. Those without mission will say your vision is just an illusion. 

Negative minds will never give you a positive life. Anyone who is always reminding you about what is wrong with you has a personal problem which he/she wants to take out on you. 

Most people spend half of their entire life analyzing the faults in other peoples life, when their own lives need urgent repairs.

Never worry yourself about enemies and friends, because everybody in your life will eventually fall into one of two categories.

Some will hate you and some will love you. Loving you or hating you are both in your favour. When people love you, you live peacefully and happily in their heart; and when people hate you, you become the landlord in their head living painfully in their brain everyday and giving them sleepless nights.

Never allow negative people to rent a space in your life, kick them out of your life and increase the rent.

May God continue to guide our lives on the right path even if our souls doesn't want to be so. Amen

Thomas Edison

In 1896, *Thomas Edison*, the great inventor who invented the electric bulb, was working on an idea to design a car when he heard that a young man who worked in his company had created an experimental car.

Edison met the youngman at his company's party in New York and interviewed him about the car. He was impressed! He had the same idea as the young man but he was considering electricity as the power source while the young man used a gasoline engine to power the car. He slammed his fist down and shouted "young man, that's the thing! You have it! ... I think you are on to something! I encourage you to continue your pursuits!" With these words of encouragement from the most highly respected inventor in the United States at that time, HENRY Ford continued his work, invented a car and became wealthy.

On december 9, 1914, Thomas Edison's laboratory and factory got burnt. He was 67years old and the damage was too extensive for insurance cover. Before the ashes were cold, Henry Ford handed Edison a cheque of $750,000 with a note saying that Edison could have more if he needed it!

In 1916, Henry Ford relocated his home to the building next to Edison's home and when Edison couldn't walk and was confined to a wheelchair by his doctors, Henry Ford also bought himself a wheelchair so that he could run wheelchair races with his friend and mentor!

Thomas Edison made Henry Ford believe in himself and got a friend for life!

LESSON:

1)Don't ever be jealous of other people's success. If you can't win a race, help the person in front of you to break the record!

2)Your candle will not lose its light when it lights up another candle!

3)Getting the job done is more important than who gets the glory.

5 Interesting Facts About Your Phone

🔴 5 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO..
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.  Check out the things that you can do with it:

🐾FIRST:   Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile  is 112.
If you find yourself out of the coverage area of  your mobile; network and there is an emergency,
dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out...

🐾SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry?   This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button,  holding it near the mobile phone on their end.   Your car will unlock.

Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.

Distance is no object.  You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has  the other ' remote ' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk)...

Editor ' s Note: It works fine! We tried it out and  it unlocked our car over a mobile phone! '

🐾THIRD:   Hidden   Battery  Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low.  To activate, press the keys *3370#
Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.
This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

🐾FOURTH:   How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone ' s serial number,  key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen.  This number is unique to your handset..
Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.  When your phone get stolen, you can phone  your service provider and give them this code.  They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card,  your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won ' t get your phone back,  but at least you know that whoever stole it can ' t use/sell it either.  If everybody does this, there would be  no point in people stealing mobile phones.

🐾FIFTH : ATM - PIN Number Reversal - Good to Know
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can
notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse. For example, if your pin number is 1234,
then you would put in 4321.

The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.   The machine will still give you the money you requested,  but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to the location.

This information was recently broadcast on CTV by Crime Stoppers however it is seldom used because people just don ' t know about it...   Please pass this along to everyone.

The Pitiable Nigerian Universities

For those who do not understand "Why ASUU is on strike" - Please have an insight....

1. Less than 10% of the universities have Video Conferencing facility.

2. Less than 20% of the universities use Interactive Boards

3.More than 50% don’t use Public Address System in their lecture OVERCROWDED rooms/theatres.

4. Internet Services are non-existent,or epileptic and slow IN 99% of Nigerian Universities

5. Nigerian Universities Library resources are outdated and manually operated. Book shelves are homes to rats/cockroaches

6.No university library in Nigeria is fully automated. Less than 35% are partially automated.

7. 701 Development projects in Nigerian universities 163 (23.3%) are abandoned 538 (76.7%) are PERPETUALLY on-going projects

8. Some of the abandoned projects in Nigerian universities are over 15 years old, some are over 40 years old.

9. 76% of Nigerian universities use well as source of water, 45% use pit latrine, 67% of students use bush as toilet

10. UNN and UDUS have the highest number of abandoned projects (22 and 16 respectively).

11. All NDDC projects across universities in Niger Delta States are abandoned. About 84.6% of them are students’ hostels

12. 77% of Nigerian universities can be classified as "Glorified Primary Schools" Laboratories are non existing

13. There are 8 on-going projects at the Nasarawa State University, Keffi. None of them is funded by the State Government

14. 80% of Nigerian Universities are grossly under-staffed

15. 78% of Nigerian Universities rely heavily on part-time and visiting lecturers.

16. 88% of Nigerian Universities have under-qualified Academics

17. 90% of Nigerian Universities are bottom-heavy (with junior lecturers forming large chunk of the workforce)

18. Only 2% of Nigerian Universities attract expatriate lecturers, over 80% of Ghanian Universities attract same

19. 89% of Nigerian Universities have ‘closed’ (homogeneous staff – in terms of ethno-cultural background)

20. Based on the available data, there are 37,504 Academics in Nigerian Public Universities

21. 83% of the lecturers in Nigerian universities are male while 17% are female.

22. 23,030 (61.0%) of the lecturers are employed in Federal universities while 14,474 (39.0%) teach in State Universities.

23. The teaching staff-students ratio is EMBARRASSINGLY very high in many universities:

24. LECTURER STUDENT RATIO: National Open University of Nigeria 1:363 University of Abuja 1:122 Lagos State University 1:111

25. (Compare the above with Harvard 1:4; MIT 1:9; Yale 1:4, Cambridge 1:3; NUS 1:12; KFUPM 1:9; Technion 1:15).

26. Nigerian Universities Instead of having 100% Academics having PhDs, only about 43% do so. The remaining 57% have no PhDs

27. Nigerian University medical students trained in the most dangerous environment, some only see medical tools in books

28. Only 7 Nigerian Universities have up to 60% of their teaching staff with PhD qualifications

29. While majority of the universities in the country are grossly understaffed, a few cases present a pathetic picture

30. There are universities in Nigeria which the total number of Professors is not more than Five (5)

31. Kano University of Science and Technology Wudil, established in 2001 (11 years old) only 1 Professor and 25 PhD holders.

32. Kebbi State University of Science and Technology, Aliero, established in 2006 has only 2 Professors and 5 PhDs

33. Ondo State University of Sci & Tech Okitipupa, established in 2008, has a total of 29 lecturers.

34. MAKE-SHIFT LECTURING SYSTEM: Out of a total of 37,504 lecturers, only 28,128 (75%) are engaged on full-time basis.

35. 9,376 (25%) Nigerian Lecturers are recycled as Visiting, Adjunct, Sabbatical and Contract lecturers.

36. In Gombe State University, only 4 out of 47 Profs are full-time and all 25 Readers are visiting

37. In Plateau State University, Bokkos, 74% of the lecturers are visiting.

38. In Kaduna State University, only 24 out of 174 PhD holders are full-time staff.

39. 700 EX-MILLITANTS in Nigeria are receiving more funds anualy than 20 Nigerian universities under 'Amnesty Scam'

40. 80% of published journals by Nigerian University lectures have no visibility in the international knowledge community.

41. No Nigerian academic is in the league of Nobel Laureates or a nominee of Nobel Prize.

42. There are only 2 registered patents owned by Nigerian Academics in the last 3 years.

43. Numerically more support staff in the services of Nigerian universities than the teaching staff they are meant to support

44. More expenditure is incurred in administration & routine functions than in core academic matters in Nigerian Universities

45. There are 77,511 full-time non-teaching staff in Nigeria’s public universities 2 Times number of academic staff

46. University of Benin, there are more senior staff in the Registrar cadre (Dep. Registrars, PARs, SARs) than Professors

47. Almost all the universities are over-staffed with non- teaching staff

48. There are 1,252,913 students in Nigerian Public Universities. 43% Female 57%Male

49. There is no relationship between enrolment and the tangible manpower needs of Nigeria.

50. Nigerian Uni Horrible hostel facilities, overcrowded, overstretched lavatory and laundry facilities, poor sanitation,etc

51. Except Nigerian Defence Acadamy Kaduna, no university in Nigeria is able to accommodate more than 35% of its students.

52. Some universities (e.g. MOUAU),female students take their bath in d open because d bathrooms are in very poor condition.

53. Laundries and common rooms in many universities have been converted into rooms where students live, in open prison style.

54. In most improvised cage called hostels in Nigerian Universities, there is no limit to the number of occupants.

55. Most State universities charge commercial rates for unfit and unsuitable hostel accommodation

56. In off-campus hostels, students are susceptible to extraneous influences and violence prostitution, rape, gang violence

57. Nigerian University Students sitting on bare floor or peeping through windows to attend lectures

58. Over 1000 students being packed in lecture halls meant for less than 150 students

59. Over 400 Nigerian University students being packed in laboratory meant for 75 students

60. University administrators Spend millions to erect super-gates when their Libraries are still at foundation level; Expend millions to purchase exotic vehicles for university officers even though they lack basic classroom furnishings; Spend hundreds of millions in wall-fencing and in-fencing when students accommodation is inadequate and in tatters;

61. Govt interested in spending money on creation of new uni instead of consolidating and expanding access to existing ones; Keen to award new contracts rather than completing the abandoned projects or standardizing existing facilities; Expend hundreds of millions paying visiting and part-time lecturers rather than recruiting full-time staff

62. Govt spending hundreds of millions in mundane administration cost instead of providing boreholes and power supplements; Govt hiring personal staff, including Personal Assistants, Special Advisers, Bodyguards, Personal Consultants[truncated by WhatsApp]

The Other Room

THE OTHER ROOM: WHAT A ROOM!

...The other room is a mysterious room, where strange things happen. The line between the young and the aged blurs: the young do adult things, and the old do childish things.
 ...In that other room, age is really just a number, and even in retirement, some people refuse to get tired.
...In the other room, gentlemen become warriors; lazy women suddenly change into athletes; and even sick people manage to become other-room activists.
...In the other room, men of high estate bend down; high chiefs stoop low; masters of protocol throw all protocols to the wind; and no-nonsense men become beggars...even before house-helps!
...In that other room, women forget about their makeup kits and handsets; women of high breeding play with commoners; and even avowed feminists come down from their high horses and high heels...to give and take.
...From what I hear, when it comes to the other room, there are no weaklings, no retirees and no cripples: everyone aspires for stardom!
...In the other room, all games of the romantic kind are played. So, the other room is also a games-room or a gaming-room. But it's one game where drugs are permitted...to enhance performance, to spread joy, to sustain happiness.
...In that room, that other room, titles don't count: there is no president or pastor or imam or richman or gateman or driver or special adviser....This is why the men are permitted to be children, in that other room only, so that they can beg and say foolish things - things they will never say in the sitting-room!
 ...In that other room likewise, there is no lady (whether first lady or last lady) or queen or maid or graduate or market-woman! There is equality of womanhood. This is why it is permitted for the women, in that other room only, to ride generals, to bend iron-wills, to humble statesmen, to give life and to make men happy.
...But that other room is also a room of magic. And it is dangerous magic. This is why in that magical room, a sly woman can cast spells on an otherwise wise or strong man, using those dreamy eyes, that soft voice and those soft hands...and proceed to dispossess him of his sense and his virtue and his integrity and his commonsense and his strength and his school fees and his business capital and his salary....
If you doubt me, ask Mike Tyson, Tiger Woods, CP Oyakhilome, Edward Moore Kennedy....
 ... And because in the other room, the requirement is not a degree or class or sophistication, but just passion, every woman is a woman is a woman in there. And so, every woman in the other room has the liberty and the license  to be herself, and to be enraptured in the sensuous and psychedelic pleasures that the other room can offer. She can quiver and shiver and whimper and cry and scream and...why not. What happens in the other room stays in the other room: pleading generals, statesmen on bended knees, quivering Amazons, helpless divas....This is why the other room is also a dark-room of secrets. What happens there stays there.
...In the other room, every person wants to acquit himself/herself excellently by answering his/her father's name heroically...and, sometimes, too loudly.

Love Your Wife

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            *Love  Your*
   *"Own Beautiful Wife"*

  🔹Don’t shout at your
       wife when you are
       talking. It really
       hurts her.
       *Proverbs 15:1*

  🔹Do not speak evil
       of her to anyone.
       Your wife will become
       who you call her.
      *Gen. 2:19*

  🔹Do not share her love
      or affection with another
      woman.
      It is called Adultery.
      *Matt. 5:28*

  🔹Never compare your
       wife to another woman.
       If the other woman was
       good for you, God would
       have given her to you.
      *2 Cor. 10:12*

  🔹Be gentle and
       accommodating. She
       has sacrificed so much
       to be with you.
       It hurts her deeply
       when you are hash
       and irritating.
       Be tender.
       *Eph. 4:2*

  🔹Hide nothing from her.
       You are now one and
       she’s your helpmate.
       Let there be no secret
       you are keeping
       from her.
       *Gen. 2:25*

  🔹Do not make negative
       comment about her
       body. She risked her
       life and beauty to carry
       your babies. She is a
       living soul not just
       flesh and blood.
       *Proverbs 18:22*

  🔹Do not let her body
       determine her worth.
       Cherish and appreciate
       her even till old age.
       *Eph. 5:29*

  🔹Never shout at her
       in the public and in
       private. If you have
       an issue to sort with
       her, do it in the privacy
       of your room.
       *Matt. 1:19*

  🔹Thank and appreciate
       her for taking good
       care of you, the kids
       and the house. It is
       a great sacrifice she
       is making.
       *1 Thesso. 5:18*

  🔹All women cannot
       cook the same way;
       appreciate your
       wife’s food.
       It is not easy to cook
       three meals a day,
       365 days a year
       for several years.
       *Pro. 31:14*

  🔹Never place your
       siblings before her.
       She is your wife.
       She is one with you.
       She must come
       before your family.
       *Gen. 2:24*

  🔹Invest seriously in
       her spiritual growth.
       Buy books, tapes and
       any material that will
       edify her *&* strengthen
       her walk with God.
       That’s the best thing
       you can do for her.
       *Eph. 5:26*

  🔹Spend time with her
       to do Bible study
       and pray.
       *James 5:16*

  🔹Make time to play
       with her and enjoy
       her company.
       Remember when you
       are dead, she’s gonna
       be by your grave but
       your friends may be
       too busy to attend
       your funeral.
       *Ecc. 9:9*

  🔹Never use money
       to manipulate or
       control her. All your
       money belongs to
       her. She is a joint heir
       with you of the
       grace of God.
       *1 Pet. 3:7*

  🔹Do not expose her
       weakness. You will be
       exposing yourself too.
       Be a shield around her.
       *Eph. 5:30*

  🔹Honour her parents
       and be kind to her
       siblings.
       *SOS. 8:2*

  🔹Never cease to tell
       her how much you
       love her all the days
       of her life. Women
       are never tired of
       hearing that.
       *Eph. 5:25*

  🔹Grow to be like Jesus.
       That’s the only way
       you can be a good
       and godly husband.
      *Rom. 8:29*

Pathetic by Netanyahu

NETANYAHU ISRAELIS PRIME MINISTER'S SPEECH ON AFRICANS

We not obliged even the least to try to prove to anybody and to blacks and Arabs that we are superior people, we have demonstrated that to the black and Arabs in 1001 ways.
The state of Israel we know today is not created by wishful thinking. we have created it at the expenses of intelligence, sweat and blood.....we do not pretend like other whites that we like the blacks

The fact that blacks and Arabs look like human beings do not necessarily make them sensible human beings. Hedgehogs are not porcupines and lizards are not crocodiles because they look alike. if God had wanted us to be equal to blacks and Arabs, He would have created us all of a uniform color and intellect but He created us differently whites, blacks, yellow, rulers and the ruled. intellectually we are superior to the blacks and Arabs that has been proven beyond the reasonable doubt over the years.

I believe that a Jew is honest, God fearing person who has demonstrated practically the right way of beige. by now every one of us has seen it practically that blacks and Arabs cannot rule themselves. Give them guns and they will kill each other. they are good In nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives, alcoholism, witchcraft, indulging in sex, pretending in church, jealousy, fighting and complaining of nonsense.

Let us all accept that the black man is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence. Give them money for development they will fight and create hatred and enmity for themselves.
this proves to anybody including a stupid fool that Africans don't know what they want. isn't that plausible?
Therefore that the white man is created to rule the black man, Africans will always have day dreams. and here is the creature (black man) that lacks foresight but only sees what is near him and still fails to know what to do. A black man is stupid to the extent that he cannot plan for his life beyond a year. Therefore how can they develop and live longer.
Then which fool argues that the black man is not born a beggar, grows a beggar, looks a beggar, falls sick as a beggar and dies a beggar. this has been proven beyond reasoning. I wonder that even up to now most Africans still go to school by force and those who are at school are enemies. this is a pregnant stupidity in Africa that needs Jesus's immediate second coming. the body of Africans is very fertile for all diseases in the world bse they don't fear even HIV/AIDS. This leaves me with a question are our eyes created the same with those Africans,,.? I hear there are still cultures in Africa that prohibit them from using latrines which is very annoying.
Please jam sorry to say that jam regretting to say that why did God create Africans. They cried for independence but have failed to rule themselves. For sure being African is a very untreatable disease that even prayers are not enough.
They have minerals but they cannot do anything with it therefore the whites let us go to Africa and pick what we can pick and leave what is of no use for them. poverty is a disease to the whites but to the blacks it is very normal. Jesus please hurry and save Africans and Arabs. A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.

Fascinating Poem

Beautiful Poem..

 *THE WORLD IS MINE*



      Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman
      and wished I were as beautiful.
      When suddenly she rose to leave,
      I saw her hobble down the aisle.
      She had one leg and used a crutch.
      But as she passed, she passed a smile.
      Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
      I have two legs; the world is mine.


      I stopped to buy some candy.
      The lad who sold it had such charm.
      I talked with him, he seemed so glad.
      If I were late, it'd do no harm.
      And as I left, he said to me,
      "I thank you, you've been so kind.
      It's nice to talk with folks like you.
      You see," he said, "I'm blind."
      Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
      I have two eyes; the world is mine.


      Later while walking down the street,
      I saw a child I knew.
      He stood and watched the others play,
      but he did not know what to do.
      I stopped a moment and then I said,
      Why don't you join them dear?"
      He looked ahead without a word.
      I forgot, he couldn't hear.
      Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
      I have two ears; the world is mine.


      With feet to take me where I'd go,
      With eyes to see the sunset's glow,
      With ears to hear what I'd know,
      Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
      I've been blessed indeed, the world is mine.

Inspiring 87-Year Old

She said, *“Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?”*

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, *“Of course you may!”* and she gave me a giant squeeze.

*“Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?”* I asked.

She jokingly replied, *“I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…”*

*“No seriously,”* I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

*“I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!”* she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.

We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months, we would leave class together and talk non-stop.

I was always mesmerized listening to this *“time machine”* as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, *Rose became a campus icon* and *she easily made friends wherever she went*.

She loved to *dress up* and she *revelled in the attention bestowed upon her* from the other students.

*She was living it up.*

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet.

I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium.

As she began to *deliver her prepared speech*, she *dropped her three by five cards* on the floor.

*Frustrated* and a *little embarrassed*, she leaned into the microphone and simply said, *“I’m sorry I’m so jittery*. I *gave up beer for Lent* and *this whiskey is killing me!*

*I’ll never get my speech back in order*; so *let me just tell you what I know.”*

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, *“We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing*.

There are *only four secrets to staying young*.

*Being happy*, and *achieving success*.
You have to laugh and find humor every day.

You’ve got to *have a dream*. When you lose your dreams, you die.
We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!

There is a *huge difference between growing older* and *growing up*.

If you are nineteen years old and *lie in bed for one full year* and *don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old*.

If I am *eighty-seven years old* and *stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight*.

Anybody can *grow older*. That *doesn’t take any talent or ability*. The idea is to *grow up by always finding opportunity in change*.

*Have no regrets*. The *elderly* usually *don’t have regrets for what we did*, but *rather for things we did not do*.

*The only people who fear death are those with regrets.”*

She concluded her speech by courageously singing *“The Rose.”*

She *challenged* each of us to *study the lyrics* and *live them out in our daily lives*.

At the year’s end *Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago*.

*One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep*.

*Over two thousand college students attended her funeral* in *Tribute* to the *Wonderful Woman who taught by example* that it’s *Never too late to be all you can possibly be*.

If you found it *insightful*, and a *peaceful words of advice*, your may *share* with *friends* and *family*, they’ll really enjoy it!

*REMEMBER*;
*Growing Older* is *Mandatory*, *GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL!*

We *make a Living by what we get*, We *make a Life by what we give*.

Have a *Great Life Ahead*...
🌹💫🌹

Irony of Man

.. COPIED FROM KING'S COLLEGE OLD BOYS WALL

Very inspiring piece!!!!

Man, O Man!
When without money, eats vegetables at home.
When he has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When without money, rides a bicycle to and from home.
When he has money rides an  ‘exercise bicycle’ at the gym.

When without money, walks to earn food.
When he has money, walks to burn fat.

Man, O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!

When without money, wishes to get married;
When he has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When he has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like a rich man.
When he has money acts like a poor man.

Man, O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!

Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating.
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging.

Man, O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..

Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can still do.
                             
N200 seems too much to give a beggar but it seems okay when its given as tip at a fancy restaurant.

Praying to God for 3 minutes
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3 hours doesn't.

Two poor starving kids sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice of bread but a painting of them is sold for hundred dollars.

Think about It..
Make a change, because you can ....
Here are six easy ways to earn, even after death.

1) Give a smile or gift to someone. Each time you give a smile, it will make someone's day. You gain.

2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time a sick person uses it, you gain.

3) Participate in building an orphanage, or a hospital or a school or a college. Anybody uses it, you gain.

4) Place a water cooler in a public place. When someone drinks the water, you gain.

5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, you gain.

6) And the easiest of all is, share this message with people. Even if one applies any of the above, you gain.

Inspiring

I love this - I hope you do too.

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.

At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water..

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.

But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.

After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.

  'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.

The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?'

'That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.'

For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.

Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.'

 Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.

 You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

 SO, to all of my cracked pot sisters, brothers and friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!

Vanity

*I REMEMBER...V A N I T Y !*

✍ I vividly recall the story of a man who became popular for *engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude*; you wouldn't buy that car for 50,000 Naira today. Vanity!!!🤔

✍ A guy brutally murdered his brother, *just because he wanted to acquire the rave of the moment - Pathfinder Jeep*. That same vehicle is now better described as a coffin....Vanity!🤔

✍ I remember as a kid, my whole street gathered at a neighbour's house *to watch a "drama" shown on a "Double-Door Black & White Television"*. Today, there is Plasma Television and its almost found in every student's room....Vanity!🤔

✍ Some ladies left their true loves *because some rich guy persuaded them with a Benz 190, which turned out to be the only car they ever owned till date.* They found out too late that true love is invaluable.....Vanity!!!🤔

✍ What about *Santana, Mercedes Benz, V Boot, 505 Evolution, Toyota Crown...?* All overtaken by *latest models of Camry, Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6, Acura and Infinity....* Vanity!!!🤔

✍ A guy declared drinks *because he launched the Nokia 3310 Mobile Phone in 2002.* Today, that phone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phones..... Vanity!!!🤔

✍ What about the *MTN SIM Card that many people went extra miles to buy for over 30,000 Naira?* Today, you will not buy it anywhere because all networks are begging people to even take it for free...Vanity!!!🤔

*People are still making the most horrific sacrifices over VANITY and make enemies over WORTHLESS MATERIAL THINGS!* 😔😔😔

What can I say??🤔

👉 *Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today; in your Marriage, Office, Family, Community... and see what becomes of it tomorrow.* Just think about it!🤔

👉 *There is absolutely nothing you can't achieve... PLEASE TAKE IT EASY!* 🙏🙏🙏

👉 All you need is a *Little Time , PATIENCE, Absolute Obedience and Trust in God* and *you would thank God without regrets.*😄

👉 *There is actually nothing in this world that is worth going to HELL for. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!*🤔

👉 *YOUR MONEY, POWER AND ARROGANCE CANNOT TAKE YOU TO HEAVEN; BUT ONLY YOU AND YOUR GOOD DEEDS WILL!!!*

👉 Please *be heaven focus*; your eternal place of glory, peace and joy.

👉 *BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT AND FULL OF VANITY AND DECEIT.*🤔

👉 *50 YEARS IS JUST 2,500 WEEKENDS!!!* 😧😧😧
*TAKE IT EASY!!!*🙏🙏🙏

Fruits On Empty Stomach

*Eating Fruit on Empty Stomach*

This will open your eyes ! Read to the end and then send it on to all on your e-list. I just did !

Dr Stephen Mak treats terminal ill cancer patients by an "un-orthodox" way and many patients recovered.

Before he used solar energy to clear the illnesses of his patients, he believes on natural healing in the body against illnesses. See his article below.

It is one of the strategies to heal cancer. As of late, my success rate in curing cancer is about 80%.

Cancer patients shouldn't die. The cure for cancer is already found - *its in the way we eat fruits.*

It is whether you believe it or not.

I am sorry for the hundreds of cancer patients who die under the conventional treatments.

*EATING FRUIT*

We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths.

It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and *when* to eat the fruits.

What is the correct way of eating fruits?

*IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS!*

*FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH*

If you eat fruits on empty stomach, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.

_FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD._

Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit.

The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so due to the bread taken before the fruit.

In the meantime the whole meal of bread & fruit rots and ferments and turns to acid.

The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.

So please eat your fruits on an *empty stomach* *or before your meals !*

You have heard people complaining :

Every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc.. etc..

Actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on _an empty stomach._

The fruit mixes with the putrefying of other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat !

Greying hair, balding, nervous outburst and dark circles under the eyes all these will *NOT* *happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach.*

There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter.

If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the  *SECRET of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.*

When you need to drink fruit juice - *drink only  fresh fruit juice,* NOT from the cans, packs or bottles.

Don't even drink juice that has been heated up.

Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all.

You only get its taste.
Cooking destroys all the vitamins.

But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice.

If you should drink the fresh fruit juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it.

You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse or detoxify your body.

Just eat fruits and drink fresh fruit juice throughout the 3 days.

And you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look !

*KIWI fruit:*
Tiny but mighty.
This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

*APPLE:*
An apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby _helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke._

*STRAWBERRY:*
Protective Fruit.
Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging and free radicals.

*ORANGE :*
Sweetest medicine.
Taking 2-4 oranges a day may _help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer._

*WATERMELON:*
Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which _helps boost our immune system._

They are also *a key source of lycopene the cancer fighting oxidant.*
Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.

*GUAVA & PAPAYA:*
Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content.

Guava is also rich in fiber, which _helps prevent constipation._

Papaya is rich in carotene; this is _good for your eyes._

*Drinking COLD water or drinks after a meal = CANCER*

Can you believe this ?

For those who like to drink cold water or cold drinks, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold water or cold drinks after a meal.

*However, the cold water or drinks will solidify the oily stuff that you have just eaten.*

*It will slow down the digestion.*

*Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.*

*It will line the intestine.*

*Very soon, this will turn into FATS and lead to CANCER !*

_*It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.*_

Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.

World's Pennis Day

*Today is World 'Penis Day'....Funny but Educative....*
***********************
*A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a Bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a Condom, he protects you from all harm, A loving friend is like a Vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of yr problem, what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, Bra, Condom, or Vagina friend?*
*Do u know that the Penis is d greatest breakfast ever?  According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months*.
 *Besides it has 3 good manners too*
1)  *Its very courteous, it stands before it performs*
2)  *It is very emotional, it weeps during performance*
 3) *It is polite, it bows after  performing.*.
*Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves!.                                             ⭕1) Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"*
⭕2) *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of BP!*
⭕3)  *Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked*.
⭕4) *Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it*.
⭕5) *Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason*.
6) *Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life*.
*When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say "Congrats"!*
*But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!*
*Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter 😃
*"Happy penis day"

Hilarious African Proverbs

INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )

Mind Test

To Check Your Presence of mind.............Take this TEST.

Relax, Clear Your Mind and Begin, What's the 1st answer that comes to your mind???...........

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer:
"Bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said bread, go to Question 2

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over -stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself by reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3...

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a
green house made from?

Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why the hell are you still reading these?? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into East and West Germany) Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, "no
man's land"?

Answer: You don't bury survivors!!! If you said ANYTHING else, you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Mumbai to Pune. In Mumbai , 17 people get on, in Pune , 16 get off. Name the driver.

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

😊

Try it seriously dont cheat its amazing
A MUST TRY!!!!!!!          ALZHEIMERS'  EYE TEST

(I love this part.. It's absolutely amazing!)

Count every  "  F  " in the following text:

FINISHED  FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED  WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE  BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

3....4....

WRONG,  THERE ARE  6  --  no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the  6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is  further down.

The brain cannot  process "OF".

Incredible  or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts  all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three  is normal, four is quite rare.

Famous R. Mugabe's Quotes

1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.
2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.
3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus.
4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.
5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.
6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!
7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your joystick or vagina on your wedding day.
9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.
10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?
11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.
12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.
13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.
14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.
15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.
17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.
18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener wid a mirror.
19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.
20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed.
21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.
22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most.
23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.
24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.
25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached Unclad Eve instead of Unclad Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.
26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.
27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line.
28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"
29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.”
31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.
32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.
33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.
34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.
35. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.
36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.
37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.
38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President.
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?
39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?
40. My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

Banned Dangerous Drugs

Please note the following very Important Life- Saving Information.

Do you know that "Procold" that cold & catarrh drug is a banned drug? Now you know
FOR YOUR INFORMATION AND ACTION
Pls Read Very Carefully

Nigeria has become a dumping ground for banned drugs; also the business for
Production of banned drugs is booming. Pls make sure that u buy drugs only
If prescribed by a doctor (Also, ask which company manufactures it, this
would help to ensure that you get what is prescribed at the Drug Store) and
that also from a reputed drug store. Not many people know about these
banned drugs and consume them causing a lot of damage to themselves.

We do forward Jokes and and other junk all the time. This is far more important.

DANGEROUS DRUGS - THESE DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE
IN NIGERIA . The most common ones are D cold, action 500 & Nimulid.

ANALGIN:
This is a pain-killer . Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression.
Brand name: Novalgin
____________ _________ _________ _
CISAPRIDE:
Acidity, constipation. Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat
Brand name : Ciza, Syspride
____________ _________ _________
DROPERIDOL:
Anti-depressant. Reason for ban : Irregular heartbeat.
Brand name : Droperol
____________ _________ _________
FURAZOLIDONE:
Antidiarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furoxone, Lomofen
___________ _________ _________
NIMESULIDE:
Painkiller, fever. Reason for ban : Liver failure.
Brand name : Nise, Nimulid
____________ _________ _________
NITROFURAZONE:
Antibacterial cream. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furacin
____________ _________ _________ _
PHENOLPHTHALEIN:
Laxative. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Agarol
____________ _________ _________
PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE :
cold and cough. Reason for ban : stroke.
Brand name : D'cold , Vicks Action-500, Procold etc.
____________ _________ _________
OXYPHENBUTAZONE:
Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug. Reason for ban : Bone marrow depression.
Brand name : Sioril, Buta etc.,
___________ _________ _________
PIPERAZINE:
Anti-worms. Reason for ban : Nerve damage.

Brand name : Piperazine
____________ _________ _________
QUINIODOCHLOR:
Anti-diarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Damage to sight.
Brand name : Enteroquinol.

Please check the chemical composition of the drug for any of the above mentioned name which may bear different brand name in Nigeria and take care.
__._,_.___

Nigeria at 56

*President Buhari's scorecard*

*ADDRESS BY PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI ON
56TH INDEPENDENCE ANNIVERSARY. OCTOBER 1ST
2016*

*FULL SPEECH*

Today – 1st October is a day of celebration for us
Nigerians. On this day, 56 years ago our people
achieved the most important of all human desires –
freedom and independence. We should all therefore
give thanks and pray for our founding fathers without
whose efforts and toil we would not reap the bounties
of today.
2. I know that uppermost in your minds today is the
economic crisis. The recession for many individuals
and families is real. For some It means not being able
to pay school fees, for others it's not being able to
afford the high cost of food (rice and millet) or the
high cost of local or international travel, and for many
of our young people the recession means joblessness,
sometimes after graduating from university or
polytechnic.
3. I know how difficult things are, and how rough
business is. All my adult life I have always earned a
salary and I know what it is like when your salary
simply is not enough. In every part of our nation people
are making incredible sacrifices.
4. But let me say to all Nigerians today, I ran for office
four times to make the point that we can rule this
nation with honesty and transparency, that we can stop
the stealing of Nigeria's resources so that the
resources could be used to provide jobs for our young
people, security, infrastructure for commerce, education
and healthcare.
5. I ran for office because I know that good
government is the only way to ensure prosperity and
abundance for all. I remain resolutely committed to this
objective.
6. I believe that this recession will not last.
7. Temporary problems should not blind or divert us
from the corrective course this government has
charted for our nation. We have identified the country’s
salient problems and we are working hard at lasting
solutions.
8. To re-cap what I have been saying since the
inception of this administration, our problems are
security, corruption and the economy, especially
unemployment and the alarming level of poverty.
9. On Security, we have made progress. Boko Haram
was defeated by last December – only resorting to
cowardly attacks on soft targets, killing innocent men,
women and children.
10. Nigerians should thank our gallant men of the
Armed Forces and Police for rescuing large areas of
the country captured by insurgents. Now, residents in
Borno, Yobe and Adamawa States, as well as several
neighbouring states go about their daily business in
relative safety. People can go to mosques, churches,
market places in reasonable safety.
11. Commuters can travel between cities, towns and
villages without fear. Credit for this remarkable turn-
round should go to our Armed Forces, the Police,
various sponsored and private vigilante groups, the
local traditional leaders. Security is a top to bottom
concern and responsibility.
12. Besides Boko Haram, we are confronting other
long-running security issues, namely herdsmen vs
farmers, cattle rustling, kidnappings. This
Administration is firmly resolved to tackle these
challenges and to defeat them.
13. A new insurgency has reared up its head in the
shape of blowing up gas and oil pipelines by groups of
Niger Delta Militants. This Administration will not allow
these mindless groups to hold the country to ransom.
14. What sense is there to damage a gas line as a
result of which many towns in the country including
their own town or village is put in darkness as a result?
What logic is there in blowing up an export pipeline and
as a result income to your state and local governments
and consequently their ability to provide services to
your own people is reduced?
15. No group can unlawfully challenge the authority of
the Federal Government and succeed. Our
Administration is fully sympathetic to the plight of the
good people of Niger Delta and we are in touch with
the State Governments and leaderships of the region. It
is known that the clean-up of the Ogoniland has
started. Infrastructural projects financed by the Federal
Government and post amnesty programme financing
will continue.
16. We have however, continued to dialogue with all
groups and leaders of thought in the region to bring
lasting peace.
17. Corruption is a cancer which must be fought with
all the weapons at our disposal. It corrodes the very
fabric of government and destroys society. Fighting
corruption is Key, not only to restoring the moral health
of the nation, but also to freeing our enormous
resources for urgent socio-economic development.
18. In fighting corruption, however, the government
would adhere strictly by the rule of law. Not for the
first time I am appealing to the judiciary to join the
fight against corruption.
19. The Third Plank in this Administration’s drive to
CHANGE Nigeria is re-structuring the economy.
Economies behaviour is cyclical. All countries face ups
and downs. Our own recession has been brought about
by a critical shortage of foreign exchange. Oil price
dropped from an average of hundred USD per barrel
over the last decade to an average of forty USD per
barrel this year and last.
20. Worse still, the damage perpetrated by Niger Delta
thugs on pipelines sometimes reduced Nigeria’s
production to below One million barrels per day against
the normal two point two million barrels per day.
Consequently, the naira is at its weakest, but the
situation will stabilize.
21. But this is only temporary. Historically about half
our dollar export earnings go to importation of
petroleum and food products! Nothing was saved for
the rainy days during the periods of prosperity. We are
now reaping the whirlwinds of corruption, recklessness
and impunity.
22. There are no easy solutions, but there are solutions
nonetheless and Government is pursuing them in
earnest. We are to repair our four refineries so that
Nigeria can produce most of our petrol requirements
locally, pending the coming on stream of new
refineries. That way we will save ten billion USD yearly
in importing fuel.
23. At the same time, the Federal Ministry of
Agriculture and the Central Bank have been mobilized
to encourage local production of rice, maize, sorghum,
millet and soya beans. Our target is to achieve
domestic self-sufficiency in these staples by 2018.
24. Already farmers in thirteen out of thirty six states
are receiving credit support through the Central Bank
of Nigeria’s Anchor Borrowers Programme. Kebbi state
alone this year is expected to produce one million
tonnes of locally grown rice, thanks to a favourable
harvest this year. As part of the 13 states, Lagos and
Ogun are also starting this programme. Rice alone for
example costs Nigeria two billion USD to import.
25. The country should be self-sufficient in basic
staples by 2019. Foreign exchange thus saved can go
to industrial revival requirements for retooling, essential
raw materials and spare parts. It is in recognition of
the need to re-invigorate agriculture in our rural
communities that we are introducing the LIFE
programme.
26. Government recognises that irrigation is key to
modern agriculture: that is why the Ministries of
Agriculture and Water Resources are embarking on a
huge programme of development of lakes, earth dams
and water harvesting schemes throughout the country
to ensure that we are no longer dependent on rain-fed
agriculture for our food requirements.
27. In addition, government is introducing Water
Resources Bill encompassing the National Water
Resources Policy and National Irrigation and Drainage
Policy to improve management of water and irrigation
development in the country. We are reviving all the
twelve River Basin Authorities, namely;
Anambra - Imo
Benin - Owena
Chad Basin
Cross River
Hadejia - Jama'are
Lower Benue
Lower Niger
Niger Delta
Ogun - Osun
Sokoto - Rima
Upper Benue
Upper Niger
28. The intention is eventually to fully commercialise
them to better support crop production, aqua –culture
and accelerated rural development.
29. This Administration is committed to the revival of
Lake Chad and improvement of the hydrology and
ecology of the basin. This will tune in with efforts to
rehabilitate the thirty million people affected by the
Boko Haram insurgency in the Lake Chad basin
countries.
30. The second plank in our economic revival strategy
is centred on the Ministry of Power, Works and
Housing. The Ministry will lead and oversee the
provision of critical infrastructure of power, road
transport network and housing development.
31. Power generation has steadily risen since our
Administration came on board from three thousand
three hundred and twenty four megawatts in June
2015, rising to a peak of five thousand and seventy four
megawatts in February 2016.
32. For the first time in our history the country was
producing five thousand megawatts. However, renewed
militancy and destruction of gas pipelines caused acute
shortage of gas and constant drop in electricity output
available on the grid.
33. There has been during the period June 2015 to
September 2016 big improvement in transmission
capacity from five thousand five hundred megawatts to
the present seven thousand three hundred megawatts.
34. There were only two system collapses between
June and December 2015, but due to vandalism by
Niger Delta militants the over-all system suffered 16
system collapses between March and July 2016 alone.
As I have said earlier, we are engaging with
responsible leadership in the region to find lasting
solutions to genuine grievances of the area but we will
not allow a tiny minority of thugs to cripple the
country's economy.
35. In the meantime, government is going ahead with
projects utilizing alternate technologies such as hydro,
wind, and solar to contribute to our energy mix. In this
respect, the Mambilla Hydro project, after many years
of delay is taking off this year. Contract negotiations
are nearing completion with Chinese firms for technical
and financial commitments.
36. The project is to be jointly financed by Nigeria and
the Chinese-Export-Import Bank. In addition, fourteen
Solar Power Projects have had their power purchase
agreements concluded. Hence the plan to produce one
thousand two hundred megawatts of solar electricity
for the country would be realized on schedule.
37. And in line with the objective of government to
complete all abandoned projects across the country,
the Rural Electrification Agency's projects needing
completion are provided for in the 2016 Budget.
Bringing electricity to rural areas will help farmers,
small scale and cottage industries to integrate with the
national economy.
38. Roads Construction and Rehabilitation has taken
off. The sum of twelve billion naira was allocated to
this sector in the 2015 Budget, not enough even to pay
interest on outstanding unpaid claims.
39. Notwithstanding the budgetary constraints, the
current budget allocated two hundred and forty billion
naira for highway projects against twelve billion naira
in 2015. Many contractors who have not been paid for
three years have now remobilized to sites. Seven
hundred and twenty point five billion naira has so far
been released this budget year to capital projects.
40. The Ministry of Power, Works and Housing has
received one hundred and ninety seven point five
billion naira. Work on the following highways has now
resumed.
Dualization of Calabar – Itu Road in Cross River/Akwa
Ibom States.
Dualization of Lokoja – Benin Road, Ehor - Benin city,
Edo State.
Re-construction of outstanding sections of Benin –
Shagamu Express way, Edo/Ogun States.
Expansion works on Lagos – Ibadan Dual carriageway,
Ogun/Oyo States
Rehabilitation of Onitsha – Enugu Expressway,
Anambra/Enugu States.
Rehabilitation and Reconstruction of Enugu – Port
Harcourt Dual carriageway, Abia/Rivers States.
Rehabilitation of Hadejia – Nguru Road, Jigawa State.
Dualization of Kano – Katsina Road, Kano State.
Dualization of Kano – Maiduguri Road, Borno State.
Dualization of Azare – Potiskum Road, Azare – Sharuri
Road, Bauchi State.
Rehabilitation of Ilorin – Jebba – Mokwa – Birnin
Gwari Road, Kwara State.
Construction of Oju/Lokoja – Oweto Bridge over River
Benue, Benue State.
41. Other major highways are in the queue for
rehabilitation or new construction.
42. Already contractors have recalled about nine
thousand workers laid off and Government expects that
several hundreds of thousands of workers will be
reengaged in the next few months as our public works
programme gains momentum.
43. On railways, we have provided our counterpart
funding to China for the building of our standard gauge
Lagos -Kano railway. Meanwhile, General Electric is
investing two point two billion USD in a concession to
revamp, provide rolling stock, and manage the existing
lines, including the Port Harcourt-Maiduguri Line. The
Lagos-Calabar railway will also be on stream soon.
44. We have initiated the National Housing Programme.
In 2014 four hundred million naira was voted for
Housing. In 2015 nothing. Our first budget this year is
devoting thirty five point six billion naira. Much of the
house building will be private – sector led but
Government is initiating a pilot housing scheme of two
thousand eight hundred and thirty eight units uniformly
spread across the 36 states and FCT.
45. We expect these units to be completed within 4 –
6 months. These experimental Nigeria House model
Units will be constructed using only made in Nigeria
building materials and components. This initiative is
expected to reactivate the building materials
manufacturing sector, generate massive employment
opportunities and develop sector capacity and
expertise.
46. The programmes I have outlined will revive the
economy, restore the value of the naira and drive
hunger from our land.
47. Abroad, Nigeria’s standing has changed beyond
belief in the last 18 months. We are no longer a pariah
state. Wherever I go, I have been received with un-
accustomed hospitality. Investors from all over the
world are falling over themselves to come and do
business in Nigeria. This government intends to make
business environment more friendly because we can
not develop ourselves alone.
48. All countries, no matter how advanced, welcome
foreign investments to their economy. This is the
essence of globalization and no country in the 21st
century can be an island. Our reforms are therefore
designed to prepare Nigeria for the 21st century.
49. Finally, let me commend Nigerians for your
patience, steadfastness and perseverance. You know
that I am trying to do the right things for our country.
50. Thank you and may God bless our country.

Lovely Health Tips

🎯这篇太值得看了！
This is really worth your reading!

祝身体永远健康，香港伊利沙伯医院临床肿瘤科唐志聪医生编写 :
Wishing you good health always - Doctor Tang from St. Elizabeth Hospital, Hong Kong wrote this:

⛄}《人，只要脾、肝、大肠、肾，四个功能健康，就能永远离开癌症、糖尿病、心脏病、高血压。
We, human being, as long as our spleen, liver, large intestine and kidney are healthy, we will be far away from cancer, diabetes, heart attack and high blood pressure.

🌷}脾，一定要健康。
Keeping the Spleen healthy must be top priority.

如果有病，就先恢复脾的功能。
Once you are sick, you must work on the recovery of your spleen first.

每天三餐，五谷杂粮一定要占总饮食的 50％，一定要养成这个习惯。
Our daily three meals should contain 50% of grains/wheat/brown rice, must learn to make it as part of our eating habit and diet.

🍚}杂粮就是红豆、黄豆、绿豆、薏仁，这些都是杂粮类，莲子也很好，有了这个概念之后，脾好肝就好。
Grain crops are red bean, soya bean, green bean and Chinese Pearl barley. Lotus seeds are also good. Once your spleen is good, your liver will automatically be healthy.

🕙}脾在造血，一天有两个重要的时间，就是子时24:00和午时12:00，所以，你该休息的时候一定要休息。
..现在的人，大部分都是肝不好，为什么不好？
Spleen is the organ that is manufacturing blood. The important schedules for processing are 12:00 am and 12:00 pm. Thus, when you need to rest, you must rest. Nowadays, they are a lot of people who are having liver problems. Why is it?

..晚睡、吃油炸的东西、坏脾气，这三个正是肝的三大克星。 Sleeping late, eating oily and fried foods and bad mood, these are the three nemesis.

🐷}油包肝，你吃油的东西，油把整个肝包住，肝的功能完全丧失了，所以说，我们不要吃得太油腻。
When you eat oily foods, oil will cover up your whole liver, your liver will loss its functions.

🚶}当我们身体感觉不适的时候，此时疾病正在纠正人的过失，用身体的痛苦管教他，有痛苦的时候，代表我们要改变自己的生活方式。
🚽每天早上，你上厕所感觉很困难，这个表示什么？
When we are feeling uncomfortable, the sickness is coming to rectify our negligence, using pain to educate us, we must change our way of living.
Every morning, do you find difficulty to pass motion? What does that mean?

🍃}你身体纤维素摄取量完全不足。 Your intake of fibre is not enough.

..万病之源，都是从你的大肠不能正常排泄开始。
Thousands of sickness main problems are caused by the inability to perform daily passing motion through the large intestine.

 ..如果你的大肠很好，那你早上应该不是自己醒过来，而是被大肠的蠕动叫醒，大肠蠕动在叫你了，为什么？
If your large intestine is good form, in the morning, you will be woken up by the movement of your  large intestine calling you. Why?

..因为五到七点就是大肠最活跃的时间，所以为什么我们告诉癌症病人一定要晚上九点睡，因为你的大肠早上六点到七点的时候自然就会蠕动，叫你起床，蹲马桶了。
Because 5:00 am to 7:00 am, our large intestine is most actively performing it's functions. That's why we inform cancer patients must go to sleep at 9:00 pm. Because large intestine will automatically wake you up between 6:00 am to 7:00 am to sit on the toilet bowl.

💩}你一天要上几次厕所才够？
How many times you must go to toilet everyday?

请记住：如果四、五天才上一次厕所，叫重度便秘；
Please remember, if it's 4-5 days, you are seriously in constipated.

两三天上一次厕所，这个叫中度便秘；
2-3 days once, considered as medium level of constipation.

一天上一次厕所，叫轻度便秘。
Once a day is mild constipation.

..食物进入体内十二小时，没有排出去，就会形成毒素。
Once the foods is maintained inside our stomach for 12 hours, it became poisonous particles.

因为毒素没有排出去，我们的大肠壁就会吸收这个毒素，吸收以后，透过静脉又送回肝脏去，糟糕了！ 造成肝亏损，这个问题就很严重了。
Because the poisonous particles are not passing out, it will be absorbed by the large intestinal wall, which then will send back to the liver, thus, damaging our liver. This will create a serious problem.

💝}肝不好跟大肠有直接关联，只要大肠一通顺，肝就会好了，免疫系统也跟着恢复，而且送到心脏的血都是干净的，所以什么病都不容易罹患。
There is a direct relationship between our liver and large intestine. Once our large intestine is passable, liver will get recover, and build-up our antibody. Then, blood delivery to heart will be clean and no sickness will attack you.

..当一个人感觉到每天很容易疲倦、很容易累，表示你的肝功能已经出现问题了，血已经没有办法回流到肝！
When you always feel tired or very easy to get tired, that means you are having problems with the liver, your blood is unable to return back to your liver.

💪}你身体健康靠的是什么？
What is your health depending on?

 💤}睡眠的时间，脾去收集血液，送到肝脏去解毒，解毒以后，干净的血液送到心脏去，心脏再送到全身，就能获得营养，就能获得健康。
While you are sleeping, your spleen is going to collect blood and deliver to the liver for dialysis. After cleaning and filtering up the poisonous particles, it will then deliver to the heart, the heart will then despatch throughout your body. You then received nutrients and get healthy.

 💨}很不幸的是，现代很多人脾已经先出现问题，脾本身就不收集血液。
Unfortunately, nowadays people are having problems with their spleen. Spleen itself is not storing blood.

只有一个办法最养脾，五谷最养脾，可是现代身体为什么都这么差，身体这么多病？
There is only one method to maintain healthy spleen, eating grains/oat/wheat are the most effective way. Why modern body is so poor, with so many sicknesses?

 ..因为都不吃五谷杂粮，吃汉堡、炸鸡、牛排、薯条，又吃白米饭，所以你要吃造物主原创的食物，一定要吃五谷杂粮，原始的杂粮，比如糙米等。
Because they don't eat grains/oat, they eat burgers, fried chicken, steak, French fries, white rice. You must eat the source foods like brown rice, oat, wheat.

⛳}恢复四大功能，永远离开病苦!
Recovering back the functionality of the four main organs, sickness will leave you.

😍}用心多看几次！ 好好照顾自己！ 》 这周是世界好友周，如果你愿意，请把这条信息发给你所有的好朋友 。 Be patient and read this over several times and take good care of yourselves. This week is "world friendship week", send this message to all of your good friends.

 ..当大部分人都在关注你飞得高不高时，只有少部分人关心你飞得累不累，这就是 友情。
Most people are noticing how high you can fly, but very few people are taking note of how tired you are?

👯}再忙，也要照顾好自己， 朋友虽不常联系，却一直 惦念。
However busy you are, you must take good care of yourself. Though friends are not always communicating with you but they have you in their mind.

👕}天凉时记着多穿衣！
When the weather is cold, you must wear enough to keep warm.

❤}世界好友快乐！
Happy world friendship day!

☕}少喝奶茶、远离正在充电的电源。
Drink less milk tea and stay far away from charging port.

☕}白天多喝水，晚上少喝，一天不喝多于两杯的咖啡。
Day time drink more water, night time drink less. One day shouldn't drink more than 2 cups of coffee.

🍔}少吃油多的食物， 最佳睡眠为晚上十点至早上六点
Eat less oily foods. Best sleeping times are from 10:00 pm to 6:00 am.

🍸}晚上五点后少吃大餐，每天喝酒不超过一杯。
Evening time, don't eat too much after 5:00 pm. Don't drink more than one cup of alcoholic drink per day.

💊}不用冷水服胶囊， 睡前半小时服药忌立刻躺下。
Don't eat medicines with cold water, eat medicines half hour before going to bed. Never eat medicines immediately laying down.

⛺}睡眠不足八小时人会变笨。
Don't sleep for less than 8 hours per day.

👍}午睡习惯的人不易老。
Having nap in the noon hour will keep you young and not age easily.

📲}手机电池剩一格时不要打电话， 剩一格时辐射是平时的一千倍。
Once your handphone battery is left with only one bar, don't make calls anymore, because the radiation wave is one thousand times higher than fully charged battery.

 👂}要用左耳接电话， 用右耳会直接伤害到大脑。
Use your left ear to answer calls, right ear will directly hurt your brain.

💪}2016新概念 一个中心：一切以健康为中心。
New Concept in 2016, good health is most important, much more than any other things.

✌}两个基本点： 遇事潇洒一点， 看世事胡涂一点。
 Two basic points: greet everything in life with an elegant and cheerful approach.

🙏}三个忘记： 忘记年龄，忘记过去，忘记恩怨。
Three things need to forget: forget your age, forget your past and forget your grievances.

👋}四个拥有： 无论你有多弱或多强，一定要: 拥有真正爱你的人， 拥有知心的朋友 ， 拥有向上的事业， 拥有温暖的住所。
Four things you must have. No matter how weak or how strong you are, you must have: people who are truly loving you, have caring friends, progressive business or employment and a warm home.

✋}五个要： 要唱，要跳，要俏，要笑，要苗
Five things you do : Singing, dancing, charming, smiling and growing.

👌}六个不能： 不能饿了才吃， 不能渴了才喝， 不能困了才睡， 不能累了才歇， 不能病了才检查， 不能老了再后悔。
Six things you don't : don't eat until you are hungry, don't wait till you are thirsty then you drink, don't feel sleepy then sleep, don't feel tired then rest, don't get sick then go for medical check-up, don't get senior then only regret.

😁}..看到了，发给每一个你珍惜的朋友...
After reading, forward this to everyone .

Husband's Rules

*SORRY, LADIES:*
 A HUSBAND'S POINT OF VIEW

At last, a Husband has taken the time and trouble to write down all this.

We always hear 'the rules' from the Wife's side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! Please note..
these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Husbands ARE not mind readers. So, don't blame us when you refuse to tell us what you feel!

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. We don't want to spend hours shopping with you haggling over a price difference of one cent or kobo .

1. Crying is blackmail. We'll rather you go straight to the point without the drama!

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help with solving it. That's what we do.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Don't spoil our fun when we are watching our sports!



1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, bikes or games.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. You are in shape... Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight But do you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Understanding Maturity

*WHAT IS MATURITY?

1....Maturity is when you accept other people the way they are and their level of maturity.

2....Maturity is when you understand that your ideas are not always the best.

3....Maturity is when you learn to let go even if it pains.

4...Maturity is when you are able to drop expectations from a relationship and give for giving sake.

5....Maturity is when you understand whatever you do, you do for your own peace.

6....Maturity is when you stop proving to the world how intelligent you are.

7....Maturity is when you stop comparing with others because life is not a competition.

8....Maturity is when you understand that you can't and shouldnt always get what you want everytime.

9....Maturity is when you are content and satisfied with your life and yet aspiring to be better everyday..

10....Maturity is when someone hurt you and you understand their attitude and stay clear than trying to hurt them back.

11....Maturity is when you start thinking of other people and not just yourself.

12....Maturity is when you know you cant please everyone.

13....Maturity is when you see things in different perspective far beyond the way they are.

14....Maturity is when you love more and judge less.

15....Maturity is Responsibility

16....Maturity is Love

17....Maturity is the application of wisdom and knowledge.

18....Maturity is when you accept that your accomplishment, failures, destiny, reputations and almost everything about yourlife depends on the choice you make and not pointing fingers on others. When you are able to make a decision and stand to bare the consequences of your actions.

19....Maturity is when you stand on the word of Love and not on the word people say about your relationship or spouse.

20....Maturity is knowing God, serving him with all that you've got and pursuing his kingdom no matter what people think or say.

Fascinating Love Letter

MEMORIES FROM THE 70s-80s. Please read this love letter from an Ijesha boy to woo a girl.

LESA GRAMMAR SCH.,
"ILEGRAMMS"
P. O. BOX 21,
ILESA, OYO STATE. NIGERIA. WEST AFRICA.

8th June, 1981

Dear Beautiful Oluwatoyin

Doxology, time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of good health. I am also parambulating in the wellness of cool breeze here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing happens is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl put together as FANTABULOUS. Toyin, darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.

To me each day, I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblangata also ceases to function. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalopathic membrane, you will shake like Shakespeare. That's why I need to see you vis-a-vis soon for a better elucidation through tete-a-tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness with sangunity!

I think I have to stop my golden pen here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Pleasee I wish we meet at Bimbo's party to discuss later.

Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you, because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave-in-love,
Jintu Jinta -Slim finnest boy!
😀😀😀😬😬😬😬😬😬

Incredible Fact

US Presidential Debate Verdict Now

US PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE 2016:-

WORLD MEDIA RATE CLINTON  WINNER OVER TRUMP - Europe News Week
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"Russian pro-Kremlin tabloid Komsomolskaya Pravda also sided with Trump, noting that in the U.S. “the media is openly for Clinton” though the publication also noted U.S. viewer polls showed Clinton won the debate.

In Europe, media was largely leaning towards a Clinton victory, with Trump’s more fiery demeanor being the biggest downfall of his performance. France’s popular conservative daily newspaper Le Figaro declared that a “dominant Clinton” had scored “significant points” while Trump had been “unable to raise the standard” from his frenetic style at his campaign rallies.

The country’s major leftist newspaper Liberation also declared “advantage Clinton” and branded Trump’s style “in retreat, on the defensive and unable to break from the discursive strategies of his rallies.”

In the U.K., leftist newspaper The Guardian highlighted that a “calm” Clinton had “landed several big blows including on Trump’s taxes and “racist behavior,” while Trump was portrayed as frenzied. The paper referred to Clinton’s claim that Trump was “stiffing thousands” of contractors by declaring bankruptcy as a businessman and his campaign doubting that U.S. President Barack Obama was born in the U.S.

Conservative newspaper The Daily Telegraph also appeared to give Clinton the victory, by majority verdict of its political correspondents. Trump’s congested voice and “sniffy” was widely commented on on U.K. social media.

“A victory by points for Clinton, but not quite a knockout for Trump,” Germany’s popular Bild tabloid declared Tuesday morning, referring to Clinton’s calm demeanor and the lack of huge slip ups by either candidate during the night.

Spain’s national newspapers, such as El Mundo and El Pais, as well as influential Catalan newspaper La Vanguardia, hailed Clinton as the winner, also praising her demeanor.

Elsewhere, Clinton’s racism accusations against Trump received attention in Mexico, a country that the Republican candidate has vowed to fence off from the U.S., should he be elected.

“Clinton sweeps Trump aside,” Mexico’s state Notimex news agency reported, citing a CNN poll that pointed to Clinton as the victor".

Cause of Most Tyre Bursts in Nigeria

*Vulcanizers Ignorance in Nigeria is killing people*

IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO ALL VEHICLE USERS!
Many people have been wondering what could be the cause of the incessant tyre burst accidents on Nigerian roads. The major cause is that we put too much pressure in our tyres. How did I know?

I was preparing for a journey, I changed some of my tyres and I asked the vulcanizer that 'what is the recommended tyre pressure?' He said 50. I said alright, he should inflate it to 50 all round.
When I got to where I was going, I was discussing with some people on the issue of the minister that died on the road due to a burst tyre and wonder what could have happened because nobody could imagine a minister would be travelling with expired tyres as many would think is the major cause of tyre bursts.

A man (lived in US for many years) said that the major cause of tyre burst in Nigeria is that we put too much pressure in our tyres and that each car has recommended tyre size and pressure clearly written on it by the manufacturer.

*I was surprised and begged him to come and show me where it's written on my car. To my greatest surprise, it's by the drivers door which I enter everyday without noticing it.*
By the time we checked, the recommended pressure for my tyres is 32! and I just traveled with tyres on a pressure of 50! He took me round his compound and showed me that of the cars (which includes a jeep and a sienna) there, the highest was 32. Some were even 29!

He further explained that tyres are made of rubber and expand at high temperature. So, when you are travelling in the afternoon when the asphalt on the road is hot, the tyre will want to expand. If the pressure in the tyre is too much and wouldn't accommodate the expansion, a burst is likely to happen at that time.

Pls check the recommended tyre pressure for your vehicle and others you know.
As many as possible Nigerians need to read this.

The Pain of Nigeria

A SELF DECEIVING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA

Twenty-one senators currently receiving pensions from government as ex-governors and deputy governors.

The current senators who once served as governors are Bukola Saraki of Kwara, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of Kano, Kabiru Gaya of Kano, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom, Theodore Orji of Abia, Abdullahi Adamu of Nasarawa, Sam Egwu of Ebonyi, Shaaba Lafiagi of Kwara, Joshua Dariye of Plateau Jonah Jang of Plateau, Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko of Sokoto, Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara, Danjuma Goje of Gombe, Bukar Abba Ibrahim of Yobe, Adamu Aliero of Kebbi, George Akume of Benue and Isiaka Adeleke of Osun.

The former deputy governors in the Senate are Ms Biodun Olujimi of Ekiti and Enyinaya Harcourt Abaribe of Abia. Danladi Abubakar Sani served as the acting governor of Taraba state.
Many former governors are also in Buhari's Cabinet as Ministers. This includes: Ngige, Fayemi, Amaechi and Fashola (SAN).).

In Akwa Ibom State, the law provides that ex governors and deputy governors receive pension equivalent to the salaries of the incumbent. The package also includes a new official car and a utility vehicle every four years; one personal aide; a cook, chauffeurs and security guards for the governor at a sum not exceeding N5 million per month and N2.5 million for his deputy governor.
In Rivers, the law provides 100 percent of annual basic salaries for the ex-governor and deputy, one residential house for the former governor “anywhere of his choice in Nigeria”; one residential house anywhere in Rivers for the deputy, three cars for the ex-governor every four years and two cars for the deputy every four years.

It is alledged that in Lagos, a former governor will get two houses, one in Lagos and another in Abuja, estimated at N500 million in Lagos and N700 million in Abuja. He also receives six new cars to be replaced every three years; a furniture allowance of 300 percent of annual salary to be paid every two years, and a N30 million pension annually for life.
This is the reality for all the 21 ex govenors and deputy governors who are currently serving as senators. This same is also true of ex governors who are now serving as Ministers.

NOW I ASK:
How many years did these guys serve their states as governors and deputy governors? Is it more than 8years? Is that a reason to be entitled to pensions for life? Even if they are entitled to pension for life, must it be so outrageous?
As if that is not enough: HOW on earth can any public servant with conscience collect salaries and allowances as a senator or minister, and still have the audacity to claim pensions equivalent to the salaries of a serving governor in Nigeria?

IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE......
Once you are elected a senator or appointed a minister, you must forfeit any pension accruing to you from government at any level until you vacate office. This should also apply to senators collecting military pensions like former Senate President David Mark.
Yet these senators are in the Senate that is inviting the current finance minister to discuss the recession of Nigeria's economy. A senator pockets approximately 30 million naira monthly as salary and allowances. Our "honourables" are not interested to make laws that could restructure our country into economically autonomous federating States/Regions to save the country from sectional agitations that is threatening to destroy Nigeria.The sad and hopeless situation is that the rest of Nigerians are busy arguing based on party, ethnic and affiliations while these enemies of state continue to rape us.

Do you know that it costs tax payers 290m Naira yearly to maintain each member of our National Assembly in a country where nothing works & 80% of population earn below 300 Naira a day ? A working day earning of a senator is more than a yearly income of a doctor; it's more than the salary of 42 Army generals or 48 professors or 70 commissioners of police or more than twice the pay of the US President or 9times the salary of US congressmen.
Please say NO to looting of Nigeria in the name of democracy by sending this text to at least 5 others.

I think the country must have a referendum on salaries of senators. This must happen very quickly.
If the government can't we the  masses must do something.