Sunday, 30 October 2016
Inspiring 87-Year Old
She said, *“Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?”*
I laughed and enthusiastically responded, *“Of course you may!”* and she gave me a giant squeeze.
*“Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?”* I asked.
She jokingly replied, *“I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…”*
*“No seriously,”* I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.
*“I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!”* she told me.
After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.
We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months, we would leave class together and talk non-stop.
I was always mesmerized listening to this *“time machine”* as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.
Over the course of the year, *Rose became a campus icon* and *she easily made friends wherever she went*.
She loved to *dress up* and she *revelled in the attention bestowed upon her* from the other students.
*She was living it up.*
At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet.
I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium.
As she began to *deliver her prepared speech*, she *dropped her three by five cards* on the floor.
*Frustrated* and a *little embarrassed*, she leaned into the microphone and simply said, *“I’m sorry I’m so jittery*. I *gave up beer for Lent* and *this whiskey is killing me!*
*I’ll never get my speech back in order*; so *let me just tell you what I know.”*
As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, *“We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing*.
There are *only four secrets to staying young*.
*Being happy*, and *achieving success*.
You have to laugh and find humor every day.
You’ve got to *have a dream*. When you lose your dreams, you die.
We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!
There is a *huge difference between growing older* and *growing up*.
If you are nineteen years old and *lie in bed for one full year* and *don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old*.
If I am *eighty-seven years old* and *stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight*.
Anybody can *grow older*. That *doesn’t take any talent or ability*. The idea is to *grow up by always finding opportunity in change*.
*Have no regrets*. The *elderly* usually *don’t have regrets for what we did*, but *rather for things we did not do*.
*The only people who fear death are those with regrets.”*
She concluded her speech by courageously singing *“The Rose.”*
She *challenged* each of us to *study the lyrics* and *live them out in our daily lives*.
At the year’s end *Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago*.
*One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep*.
*Over two thousand college students attended her funeral* in *Tribute* to the *Wonderful Woman who taught by example* that it’s *Never too late to be all you can possibly be*.
If you found it *insightful*, and a *peaceful words of advice*, your may *share* with *friends* and *family*, they’ll really enjoy it!
*REMEMBER*;
*Growing Older* is *Mandatory*, *GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL!*
We *make a Living by what we get*, We *make a Life by what we give*.
Have a *Great Life Ahead*...
🌹💫🌹
Wednesday, 26 October 2016
Irony of Man
.. COPIED FROM KING'S COLLEGE OLD BOYS WALL
Very inspiring piece!!!!
Man, O Man!
When without money, eats vegetables at home.
When he has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When without money, rides a bicycle to and from home.
When he has money rides an ‘exercise bicycle’ at the gym.
When without money, walks to earn food.
When he has money, walks to burn fat.
Man, O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, wishes to get married;
When he has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When he has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like a rich man.
When he has money acts like a poor man.
Man, O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating.
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging.
Man, O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can still do.
N200 seems too much to give a beggar but it seems okay when its given as tip at a fancy restaurant.
Praying to God for 3 minutes
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3 hours doesn't.
Two poor starving kids sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice of bread but a painting of them is sold for hundred dollars.
Think about It..
Make a change, because you can ....
Here are six easy ways to earn, even after death.
1) Give a smile or gift to someone. Each time you give a smile, it will make someone's day. You gain.
2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time a sick person uses it, you gain.
3) Participate in building an orphanage, or a hospital or a school or a college. Anybody uses it, you gain.
4) Place a water cooler in a public place. When someone drinks the water, you gain.
5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, you gain.
6) And the easiest of all is, share this message with people. Even if one applies any of the above, you gain.
Very inspiring piece!!!!
Man, O Man!
When without money, eats vegetables at home.
When he has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When without money, rides a bicycle to and from home.
When he has money rides an ‘exercise bicycle’ at the gym.
When without money, walks to earn food.
When he has money, walks to burn fat.
Man, O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, wishes to get married;
When he has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When he has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like a rich man.
When he has money acts like a poor man.
Man, O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating.
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging.
Man, O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can still do.
N200 seems too much to give a beggar but it seems okay when its given as tip at a fancy restaurant.
Praying to God for 3 minutes
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3 hours doesn't.
Two poor starving kids sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice of bread but a painting of them is sold for hundred dollars.
Think about It..
Make a change, because you can ....
Here are six easy ways to earn, even after death.
1) Give a smile or gift to someone. Each time you give a smile, it will make someone's day. You gain.
2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time a sick person uses it, you gain.
3) Participate in building an orphanage, or a hospital or a school or a college. Anybody uses it, you gain.
4) Place a water cooler in a public place. When someone drinks the water, you gain.
5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, you gain.
6) And the easiest of all is, share this message with people. Even if one applies any of the above, you gain.
Sunday, 23 October 2016
Inspiring
I love this - I hope you do too.
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water..
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.
'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.
The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?'
'That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.'
For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.
Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.'
Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.
You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
SO, to all of my cracked pot sisters, brothers and friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water..
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.
'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.
The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?'
'That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.'
For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.
Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.'
Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.
You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
SO, to all of my cracked pot sisters, brothers and friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!
Vanity
*I REMEMBER...V A N I T Y !*
✍ I vividly recall the story of a man who became popular for *engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude*; you wouldn't buy that car for 50,000 Naira today. Vanity!!!🤔
✍ A guy brutally murdered his brother, *just because he wanted to acquire the rave of the moment - Pathfinder Jeep*. That same vehicle is now better described as a coffin....Vanity!🤔
✍ I remember as a kid, my whole street gathered at a neighbour's house *to watch a "drama" shown on a "Double-Door Black & White Television"*. Today, there is Plasma Television and its almost found in every student's room....Vanity!🤔
✍ Some ladies left their true loves *because some rich guy persuaded them with a Benz 190, which turned out to be the only car they ever owned till date.* They found out too late that true love is invaluable.....Vanity!!!🤔
✍ What about *Santana, Mercedes Benz, V Boot, 505 Evolution, Toyota Crown...?* All overtaken by *latest models of Camry, Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6, Acura and Infinity....* Vanity!!!🤔
✍ A guy declared drinks *because he launched the Nokia 3310 Mobile Phone in 2002.* Today, that phone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phones..... Vanity!!!🤔
✍ What about the *MTN SIM Card that many people went extra miles to buy for over 30,000 Naira?* Today, you will not buy it anywhere because all networks are begging people to even take it for free...Vanity!!!🤔
*People are still making the most horrific sacrifices over VANITY and make enemies over WORTHLESS MATERIAL THINGS!* 😔😔😔
What can I say??🤔
👉 *Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today; in your Marriage, Office, Family, Community... and see what becomes of it tomorrow.* Just think about it!🤔
👉 *There is absolutely nothing you can't achieve... PLEASE TAKE IT EASY!* 🙏🙏🙏
👉 All you need is a *Little Time , PATIENCE, Absolute Obedience and Trust in God* and *you would thank God without regrets.*😄
👉 *There is actually nothing in this world that is worth going to HELL for. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!*🤔
👉 *YOUR MONEY, POWER AND ARROGANCE CANNOT TAKE YOU TO HEAVEN; BUT ONLY YOU AND YOUR GOOD DEEDS WILL!!!*
👉 Please *be heaven focus*; your eternal place of glory, peace and joy.
👉 *BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT AND FULL OF VANITY AND DECEIT.*🤔
👉 *50 YEARS IS JUST 2,500 WEEKENDS!!!* 😧😧😧
*TAKE IT EASY!!!*🙏🙏🙏
✍ I vividly recall the story of a man who became popular for *engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude*; you wouldn't buy that car for 50,000 Naira today. Vanity!!!🤔
✍ A guy brutally murdered his brother, *just because he wanted to acquire the rave of the moment - Pathfinder Jeep*. That same vehicle is now better described as a coffin....Vanity!🤔
✍ I remember as a kid, my whole street gathered at a neighbour's house *to watch a "drama" shown on a "Double-Door Black & White Television"*. Today, there is Plasma Television and its almost found in every student's room....Vanity!🤔
✍ Some ladies left their true loves *because some rich guy persuaded them with a Benz 190, which turned out to be the only car they ever owned till date.* They found out too late that true love is invaluable.....Vanity!!!🤔
✍ What about *Santana, Mercedes Benz, V Boot, 505 Evolution, Toyota Crown...?* All overtaken by *latest models of Camry, Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6, Acura and Infinity....* Vanity!!!🤔
✍ A guy declared drinks *because he launched the Nokia 3310 Mobile Phone in 2002.* Today, that phone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phones..... Vanity!!!🤔
✍ What about the *MTN SIM Card that many people went extra miles to buy for over 30,000 Naira?* Today, you will not buy it anywhere because all networks are begging people to even take it for free...Vanity!!!🤔
*People are still making the most horrific sacrifices over VANITY and make enemies over WORTHLESS MATERIAL THINGS!* 😔😔😔
What can I say??🤔
👉 *Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today; in your Marriage, Office, Family, Community... and see what becomes of it tomorrow.* Just think about it!🤔
👉 *There is absolutely nothing you can't achieve... PLEASE TAKE IT EASY!* 🙏🙏🙏
👉 All you need is a *Little Time , PATIENCE, Absolute Obedience and Trust in God* and *you would thank God without regrets.*😄
👉 *There is actually nothing in this world that is worth going to HELL for. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!*🤔
👉 *YOUR MONEY, POWER AND ARROGANCE CANNOT TAKE YOU TO HEAVEN; BUT ONLY YOU AND YOUR GOOD DEEDS WILL!!!*
👉 Please *be heaven focus*; your eternal place of glory, peace and joy.
👉 *BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT AND FULL OF VANITY AND DECEIT.*🤔
👉 *50 YEARS IS JUST 2,500 WEEKENDS!!!* 😧😧😧
*TAKE IT EASY!!!*🙏🙏🙏
Monday, 17 October 2016
Fruits On Empty Stomach
*Eating Fruit on Empty Stomach*
This will open your eyes ! Read to the end and then send it on to all on your e-list. I just did !
Dr Stephen Mak treats terminal ill cancer patients by an "un-orthodox" way and many patients recovered.
Before he used solar energy to clear the illnesses of his patients, he believes on natural healing in the body against illnesses. See his article below.
It is one of the strategies to heal cancer. As of late, my success rate in curing cancer is about 80%.
Cancer patients shouldn't die. The cure for cancer is already found - *its in the way we eat fruits.*
It is whether you believe it or not.
I am sorry for the hundreds of cancer patients who die under the conventional treatments.
*EATING FRUIT*
We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths.
It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and *when* to eat the fruits.
What is the correct way of eating fruits?
*IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS!*
*FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH*
If you eat fruits on empty stomach, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.
_FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD._
Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit.
The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so due to the bread taken before the fruit.
In the meantime the whole meal of bread & fruit rots and ferments and turns to acid.
The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.
So please eat your fruits on an *empty stomach* *or before your meals !*
You have heard people complaining :
Every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc.. etc..
Actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on _an empty stomach._
The fruit mixes with the putrefying of other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat !
Greying hair, balding, nervous outburst and dark circles under the eyes all these will *NOT* *happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach.*
There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter.
If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the *SECRET of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.*
When you need to drink fruit juice - *drink only fresh fruit juice,* NOT from the cans, packs or bottles.
Don't even drink juice that has been heated up.
Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all.
You only get its taste.
Cooking destroys all the vitamins.
But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice.
If you should drink the fresh fruit juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it.
You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse or detoxify your body.
Just eat fruits and drink fresh fruit juice throughout the 3 days.
And you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look !
*KIWI fruit:*
Tiny but mighty.
This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
*APPLE:*
An apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby _helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke._
*STRAWBERRY:*
Protective Fruit.
Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging and free radicals.
*ORANGE :*
Sweetest medicine.
Taking 2-4 oranges a day may _help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer._
*WATERMELON:*
Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which _helps boost our immune system._
They are also *a key source of lycopene the cancer fighting oxidant.*
Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.
*GUAVA & PAPAYA:*
Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content.
Guava is also rich in fiber, which _helps prevent constipation._
Papaya is rich in carotene; this is _good for your eyes._
*Drinking COLD water or drinks after a meal = CANCER*
Can you believe this ?
For those who like to drink cold water or cold drinks, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold water or cold drinks after a meal.
*However, the cold water or drinks will solidify the oily stuff that you have just eaten.*
*It will slow down the digestion.*
*Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.*
*It will line the intestine.*
*Very soon, this will turn into FATS and lead to CANCER !*
_*It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.*_
Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.
This will open your eyes ! Read to the end and then send it on to all on your e-list. I just did !
Dr Stephen Mak treats terminal ill cancer patients by an "un-orthodox" way and many patients recovered.
Before he used solar energy to clear the illnesses of his patients, he believes on natural healing in the body against illnesses. See his article below.
It is one of the strategies to heal cancer. As of late, my success rate in curing cancer is about 80%.
Cancer patients shouldn't die. The cure for cancer is already found - *its in the way we eat fruits.*
It is whether you believe it or not.
I am sorry for the hundreds of cancer patients who die under the conventional treatments.
*EATING FRUIT*
We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths.
It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and *when* to eat the fruits.
What is the correct way of eating fruits?
*IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS!*
*FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH*
If you eat fruits on empty stomach, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.
_FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD._
Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit.
The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so due to the bread taken before the fruit.
In the meantime the whole meal of bread & fruit rots and ferments and turns to acid.
The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.
So please eat your fruits on an *empty stomach* *or before your meals !*
You have heard people complaining :
Every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc.. etc..
Actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on _an empty stomach._
The fruit mixes with the putrefying of other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat !
Greying hair, balding, nervous outburst and dark circles under the eyes all these will *NOT* *happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach.*
There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter.
If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the *SECRET of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.*
When you need to drink fruit juice - *drink only fresh fruit juice,* NOT from the cans, packs or bottles.
Don't even drink juice that has been heated up.
Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all.
You only get its taste.
Cooking destroys all the vitamins.
But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice.
If you should drink the fresh fruit juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it.
You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse or detoxify your body.
Just eat fruits and drink fresh fruit juice throughout the 3 days.
And you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look !
*KIWI fruit:*
Tiny but mighty.
This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
*APPLE:*
An apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby _helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke._
*STRAWBERRY:*
Protective Fruit.
Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging and free radicals.
*ORANGE :*
Sweetest medicine.
Taking 2-4 oranges a day may _help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer._
*WATERMELON:*
Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which _helps boost our immune system._
They are also *a key source of lycopene the cancer fighting oxidant.*
Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.
*GUAVA & PAPAYA:*
Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content.
Guava is also rich in fiber, which _helps prevent constipation._
Papaya is rich in carotene; this is _good for your eyes._
*Drinking COLD water or drinks after a meal = CANCER*
Can you believe this ?
For those who like to drink cold water or cold drinks, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold water or cold drinks after a meal.
*However, the cold water or drinks will solidify the oily stuff that you have just eaten.*
*It will slow down the digestion.*
*Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.*
*It will line the intestine.*
*Very soon, this will turn into FATS and lead to CANCER !*
_*It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.*_
Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.
Monday, 10 October 2016
World's Pennis Day
*Today is World 'Penis Day'....Funny but Educative....*
***********************
*A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a Bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a Condom, he protects you from all harm, A loving friend is like a Vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of yr problem, what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, Bra, Condom, or Vagina friend?*
*Do u know that the Penis is d greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months*.
*Besides it has 3 good manners too*
1) *Its very courteous, it stands before it performs*
2) *It is very emotional, it weeps during performance*
3) *It is polite, it bows after performing.*.
*Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves!. ⭕1) Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"*
⭕2) *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of BP!*
⭕3) *Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked*.
⭕4) *Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it*.
⭕5) *Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason*.
6) *Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life*.
*When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say "Congrats"!*
*But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!*
*Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter 😃
*"Happy penis day"
***********************
*A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a Bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a Condom, he protects you from all harm, A loving friend is like a Vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of yr problem, what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, Bra, Condom, or Vagina friend?*
*Do u know that the Penis is d greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months*.
*Besides it has 3 good manners too*
1) *Its very courteous, it stands before it performs*
2) *It is very emotional, it weeps during performance*
3) *It is polite, it bows after performing.*.
*Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves!. ⭕1) Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"*
⭕2) *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of BP!*
⭕3) *Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked*.
⭕4) *Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it*.
⭕5) *Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason*.
6) *Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life*.
*When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say "Congrats"!*
*But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!*
*Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter 😃
*"Happy penis day"
Sunday, 9 October 2016
Hilarious African Proverbs
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.
⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )
⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )
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