Smart Kid

A female class teacher was having a problem wit a
boy in her class in Pri 3.
The boy said, "Madam,i should be in Primary 4.i am
smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy 2 d
principal. D principal decided to test the boy with
some questions from Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right.D principal told
the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4
immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and
the principal agreed.
Madam: Wat does a cow have 4 of that I have only
2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: Wat is in your trousers that I don't have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: Wat starts wit a C and ends with T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish
liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: Wat goes in hard and then comes out soft
and sticky?
(The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before
he could stop the answer, the boy was taking
charge)
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me
down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent.
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle wit me
when you are bored. D best man always has me
first.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I
come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: Jesus!
Madam: Wat starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if
you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: Wat is it that all men have, it's longer in
some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his
and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Chinekemeee!!
Madam: Wat part of d man has no bone but has
muscles wit a lot of veins lyk pumpkin and is
responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeehhhhh!!!
D principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the
Madam,"Send this BLOODY boy to d university.