Sunday, 4 September 2016
Funny Facts
FUNNY FACTS
1. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. .
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2. Guys, When A Girl Say "You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life"
Please, Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day. .
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3. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go. .
4. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for Rich men, you sef hustle and be a
rich man let girls find you too. .
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5. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed?
Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505, 50 naira a week.
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6. if your boyfriend is like 8 years older than u, please stop calling him baby rather you should start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby .
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7. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country. .
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8. It is only in Nigeria you'll see a notice board say “man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25 .
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9. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday. Cos it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity.
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10. someone will just die with an Afro and his spirit will come back with low cut. SoBarbing saloon dey that side? Please i need an answer Nollywood .
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11.Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self defense .
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12. How Can You be Chasing a Girl for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree? .
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13.Double dating is not when you are dating two girls at a time, its when you're dating a girl
whose weight is more than 100 kg. .
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14. If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls, just copy and paste his number on #olx.com.ng.
And write " call this number to buy iphone 6 for 10,000 naira" .
1. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. .
.
2. Guys, When A Girl Say "You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life"
Please, Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day. .
.
3. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go. .
4. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for Rich men, you sef hustle and be a
rich man let girls find you too. .
.
5. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed?
Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505, 50 naira a week.
.
.
6. if your boyfriend is like 8 years older than u, please stop calling him baby rather you should start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby .
.
7. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country. .
.
8. It is only in Nigeria you'll see a notice board say “man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25 .
.
9. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday. Cos it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity.
.
10. someone will just die with an Afro and his spirit will come back with low cut. SoBarbing saloon dey that side? Please i need an answer Nollywood .
.
11.Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self defense .
.
12. How Can You be Chasing a Girl for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree? .
.
13.Double dating is not when you are dating two girls at a time, its when you're dating a girl
whose weight is more than 100 kg. .
.
14. If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls, just copy and paste his number on #olx.com.ng.
And write " call this number to buy iphone 6 for 10,000 naira" .
Saturday, 3 September 2016
Don Jazzy opens up on Olamide
The music producer said that he reacted out of anger, as he is very emotional about his kids.
“I learnt a lesson about anger, I don’t really get angry like that. At that particular point, I was angry and emotional about my kids. You have to understand there’s no greater love than the love of a father for his children,” Jazzy said
“I think that’s the way people should know the amount of love i have for whoever is working for me. Especially those three. I guess I was weak, I was upset, spoke out of tongue. I’m sorry to my fans that expected better from me.”
On how they both resolved the issue, Don Jazzy disclosed “That’s the beauty about adults. In two seconds after saying all that I regretted my actions. I realised that he did too and we got along. We didn’t want it to escalate.”
It would be recalled that on the first day of 2016, Olamide infamously went head to head with Don Jazzy at the Headies award, which led to their rift.
Friday, 2 September 2016
Airport's Indecent Dressing
The management of Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA) has banned its staff from
According to the management, inappropriate dressings such tight jeans trousers and mini-skirts/dresses by its staff, would no longer be condoned and will henceforth attract appropriate sanctions.
Y.G Bukar, NPA’s general manager, Human Resources said:
“It has been observed that despite the issuance of a couple of circulars vide HQ/GMHR/CON/G.3/128 of 25th August, 2008 and HQ/CR/AD/G.1/3039 of 19th December, 2014 on corporate Dress Code, some employees still indulge in improper dressing to the office.
“For the avoidance of doubt, it is hereby reiterated that inappropriate dressings such tight jeans trousers, cut-off trousers, mini-skirts/dresses, tummy and navel shirt transparent/exposing outfits, spaghetti strapped dresses, mismatched clothes, rubber slippers, tattered shoes and rough hairstyles, (to mention but a few) that are unnecessary distractions would no longer be condoned and will henceforth attract appropriate sanctions.”
The management thereafter urged sectional heads to monitor employees’ dressings with emphasis on decent and formal English wears.
The statement added: “In view of the foregoing and to further maintain a positive corporate image of a reputable organisation, all divisional, departmental and sectional heads, especially heads of personnel are once again enjoined to ensure monitoring of compliance of employees dressings with emphasis on decent, moderate and smart national and formal English wears.”
The new dressing order comes just a month after Hadiza Bala Usman, newly appointed managing director of NPA assumed duties at the headquarters in Lagos.
On assumption at the office, Usman told her colleagues to join her to make the ports authority a model agency.
“We will listen to our customers, importers, exporters and other agencies working in the Ports to improve on our service delivery to the nation, anything less than world-class services is simply not acceptable; attaining such heights is a mission to which I am certain we can all subscribe,” she said.
Aguerro Banned for 3 games
Manchester City forward Sergio Aguero has been banned for three matches for violent conduct and will miss the Manchester derby on September 10.
Aguero was cited by the Football Association on Tuesday after appearing to elbow West Ham defender Winston Reid during his side's 3-1 victory at the Etihad Stadium.
The 28-year-old, who has scored six times so far this season, has unsuccessfully appealed his charge and his absence will come as a major blow to manager Pep Guardiola.
Aguero will miss the Premier League clashes with local rivals United at Old Trafford - and Bournemouth on September 17.
Thursday, 1 September 2016
Mark n Naija Rich
This message needs greater broadcast to the Nigerian elite flaunting their tasere ill gotten money all over d world. Shame to them
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The Lessons Of Mark Zukerberg's Visit
For those of us who live in the West; Most wealthy people here do not flaunt wealth. Mark came to Lagos and he is comfortable doing ordinary things because earned money is different from stolen money, money from slave labor and oppression. oppression
Are you surprised at the blandness of his wardrobe? Don't be. Mark attended Philips Exeter in New Hampshire; one of the best college preps in America. They teach these things early in prep schools; character, learning and selflessness. In these schools, blandness is normal; formal dress is an Oxford shirt over plain khakis and penny loafers. Informally, you wear polos and boat shoes. The emphasis is on rigorous academic curricula, athletics and etiquette. America separates their thinkers and creatives early and nurture them. More on this someday.
Real money is not loud. When money is earned, people work not because they need money but because they derive joy in doing what they love and contributing to the body of knowledge and to humanity. They know relaxation is a fluke if the contrast of challenging work is absent. They don't waste their lives in hollow pursuits of pleasure, material acquisition and conspicuous consumption.
How many rich people in Nigeria have earned their money by contributing to humanity? I am not surprised at all. Mark is comfortable in his own skin and has nothing to fear jogging on Lekki Ikoyi bridge or navigating puddle ridden curbs in Yaba without the ridiculous immensity of sirens and armed escorts. If you check out their charitable giving you will be surprised. It is in character; they don't oppress. They build. They invest in people not things. They make dreams come true not shatter them. Real money have a strong sense of privilege and the responsibilities that comes with it. Take some useful lessons and use money, be humane and put yourself to good use, don't allow money to use you.
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The Lessons Of Mark Zukerberg's Visit
For those of us who live in the West; Most wealthy people here do not flaunt wealth. Mark came to Lagos and he is comfortable doing ordinary things because earned money is different from stolen money, money from slave labor and oppression. oppression
Are you surprised at the blandness of his wardrobe? Don't be. Mark attended Philips Exeter in New Hampshire; one of the best college preps in America. They teach these things early in prep schools; character, learning and selflessness. In these schools, blandness is normal; formal dress is an Oxford shirt over plain khakis and penny loafers. Informally, you wear polos and boat shoes. The emphasis is on rigorous academic curricula, athletics and etiquette. America separates their thinkers and creatives early and nurture them. More on this someday.
Real money is not loud. When money is earned, people work not because they need money but because they derive joy in doing what they love and contributing to the body of knowledge and to humanity. They know relaxation is a fluke if the contrast of challenging work is absent. They don't waste their lives in hollow pursuits of pleasure, material acquisition and conspicuous consumption.
How many rich people in Nigeria have earned their money by contributing to humanity? I am not surprised at all. Mark is comfortable in his own skin and has nothing to fear jogging on Lekki Ikoyi bridge or navigating puddle ridden curbs in Yaba without the ridiculous immensity of sirens and armed escorts. If you check out their charitable giving you will be surprised. It is in character; they don't oppress. They build. They invest in people not things. They make dreams come true not shatter them. Real money have a strong sense of privilege and the responsibilities that comes with it. Take some useful lessons and use money, be humane and put yourself to good use, don't allow money to use you.
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