Funny Facts

FUNNY FACTS
1. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. .
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2. Guys, When A Girl Say "You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life"
Please, Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day. .
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3. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go. .
4. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for Rich men, you sef hustle and be a
rich man let girls find you too. .
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5. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed?
Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505, 50 naira a week.
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6. if your boyfriend is like 8 years older than u, please stop calling him baby rather you should start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby .
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7. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country. .
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8. It is only in Nigeria you'll see a notice board say “man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25 .
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9. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday. Cos it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity.
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10. someone will just die with an Afro and his spirit will come back with low cut. SoBarbing saloon dey that side? Please i need an answer Nollywood .
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11.Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self defense .
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12. How Can You be Chasing a Girl for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree? .
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13.Double dating is not when you are dating two girls at a time, its when you're dating a girl
whose weight is more than 100 kg. .
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14. If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls, just copy and paste his number on #olx.com.ng.
And write " call this number to buy iphone 6 for 10,000 naira" .